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 05.08.2015
Shit, she never gave me after all!
Wow: Okay, you need to get your wife, not to train on the weekend in a fast-training day.
Wow: Yesterday I was dealing with my perversions.
Oh yeah wow! More details from this place!
Wow: enters the room in the evening, the face is clever, behind his back something is hidden and dreaming so to me: "Dear, let's go, let's do the perversion"
WOW: I’m already overlooking options in my mind.
Wow: and here she gets a spoonful from behind her back: "Let’s go, eat a spoonful of watermelon!!and "
What am I, not a man? I could not refuse a woman.
The next time you call me the third, I also want a strawberry ;)
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