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 06.08.2015
Here is what I will tell you:

First a little prehistory. If you don’t know, I live in Russia.
1) Four years ago, I decided to start saving money and put 10 thousand rubles a month on the book. I came, all arranged, took the bookbook, and at the exit found that I did not give the money. Ten thousand in my pocket. They were lying. He returned and gave the money. No thanks or thanks.
2) Three years ago decided to buy an apartment, filed the documents on the mortgage, approved under 1,499%. Everything in the documents was correct, the notary checked. I went to the bank and talked to the girl who gave me these documents (naturally she was wrong, well with whom it does not happen) everything corrected, did as it should be 14.99%. The apartment was not taken naturally. She apologized, but did not even say thank you.
3) In the past year, I went to the store to buy a smartphone - they issued and did not take the money again (at the time it was worth 15 thousand. and rub) The next day I remembered that I didn’t pay and went back to pay. If they remembered me, and that I bought something from them... they didn’t thank me.
4) Last week went to the gas station to pour gasoline for the last 200 rubles. Instead of 200 rubles, I got 200 liters of gasoline. By the time I approached the car, there were already 35 liters. He pulled out the gun. He went to the box office and informed the cashier of his mistake. I explained that I had no money, the cashier was silent, and the administrator demanded to give it immediately, and also threatened to put it on the blacklist. It was a pity that the woman made a mistake. S/P then gave her an unfortunate thousand. I took her back with a stone face as if I owe her something.

I know there are a lot of letters. But here is the main question... am I bad? In your opinion, I had to break from a penny to a penny all these people just n@#bath?
It just boils, you can squeeze...
SergeantGB
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