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 10.08.2015
My wife has been looking for a helper for three months. She said that applicants are divided into 3 types:
1st Those who are upset after saying that they will have to work hard.
2nd Those who after the university do not know anything, but are willing to do anything, only for money.
Three Those who for three times the big money will do everything in the best way.
At the same time, the first one needs to take two for one place, the second half a year later flow smoothly into the first, and no one wants to take the third to work, and she includes.
Aunt Galia, mother of three children, was taken. A salary much higher than the average was delighted to madness, when the premium was seen almost fainted. Everything succeeds: and work to do, and colleagues to help, and magazine to read, and coffee to drink. How is? In 42 years of life, I used to working.
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