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 13.08.2015
serehio: It turns out to be a forum of porcelain doll collectors. And dolls, it turns out, have standards of size. 12, 19 and 25. And there some lady asks where to buy a puppet man with a height of 19 cm.
Serehio: Now it is somehow uncomfortable to look a wife in the eyes.
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It happens :) We in class in the ninth or tenth with a classmate somehow discussed one therapeutic shampoo, good, but quite expensive and in small bottles. The largest was milliliters by two hundred with something, the others were even smaller. Here we are actively outraged by the smallness of these bottles, gesturing: "If this (showing the approximate size of the bottle on the fingers) they call "big", then what then "little"?and "
And then we notice that the guy who entered the class unnoticed stuck in the door and watched our conversation with horror.
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