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 21.08.2015
Women)communicate, grit does not work epilator, such as a shaver in men, rides but does not shave, but pulls out. Carroche grit is turned on, and the lamp is lit and it is turned off. I scratched the tail, grum long ago he has you?a couple of years, here, in the service I will take, in repair, hopefully inexpensive)I do it, we will scratch. I brought it, I stitched it, I cleaned it. — Yeah, grit, he’s really clean. Karoch thought, got the screwdriver, disassembled the head. And there, naturally, the hair is clogged so that the head can't be crooked. She sees it... I can’t even convey the emotions reflected on the face) it became so red right away, like WAS I THAT HAIRY?!Then he sees it! shame! I want to die!Well, I haven’t found anything smarter than to say, so that’s why you, women, are called cats.
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