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 22.08.2015
Mom asks- "how do you and your husband usually communicate that they have been together for 10 years and are all as happy?". I remembered yesterday.
I put my dishes in my ears. (M) has already gone from work, writes SMS:
Buying a house?
I am black bread.
M of Chernobyl? The Black? The Black?
Chernobyl Ept
Don’t wait until Monday. As long as I find the snorkel, as long as I make the pass, until I get there. At least a day is needed to hunt for bread, it is very hidden at this time of year. Plus, it is necessary to invent an elephant against elephants and monkeys, or, according to the summons, a crush with holy water no longer takes them.
Take care of the juice.
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