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 22.08.2015
There was one man who was remarkably calm in every situation, both in the home and in the business. Situations that took anyone out of themselves, but not him. One day someone asked him why he was calm and he revealed a secret: “When I get into an anxious situation that can pull me out of myself, I remember one of the moments of my life. I remember a voice with a southern accent from a loudspeaker: “Russian landers, I propose to surrender. Everyone is guaranteed a light death.” When I recall this incident, I realize that the worst moment of my life is behind me and there’s nothing to worry about.”
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