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 25.08.2015
I have a question to the experts - how to get into an alternative universe, where chips live with harems of friends, months rubbing their asses for a single look? There are also, probably, milk rivers flowing and ponies flying in the sky.
Just judging by the crazy amount of men's nuts on the Internet and "split" jokes about friends, it appears that we guys have gotten off their feet, softening girls.
Only I look around in the real world and see that a crowd of single cute women are just turning around to find someone. In small cities in general, you need to catch guys already in school, at the end of the graduation, because at 20-25 all the poor, curved and dirty are disassembled.
Tell me that this wonderful world does not exist only in the brains of a single schoolboy who posts his "unimagined" friendship stories! I want to believe! Or maybe it is a club of poor ugly fans of top models who complain that the elite bodies are dynamizing them, implementing the myth of the air of friends?
So why are there so many men in parallel who "did not give no 1st date - went on"? How does it correlate?
Something straight down.
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