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 28.08.2015
My friend saw my cat for the first time! I began to scratch it and peel it - this white and blushed piece was crazyly pleased.
A: The cute cat!
I (the cat): Seed, what a stupid fool you are!
Q: Why is the cat called Seed?
Because he is a cat!
Q: How is a cat? He has a breast!! Are there any cats???! to
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