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 30.08.2015
Call us from the fire department - type you have a check-up on... intends. Thanks, I checked it all by myself. have eliminated. Winter on the street for 2 weeks -35-40. The inspector calls - you have a check today, and you will not be able to pick me up - or the car will not start. I stood on the ground – I took it. Everyone checked OK. There are two packages of garbage near the emergency exit. Opa is!!! It is hysterical!! that here all the happiness will burn and the exit you blocked and so on I do it!!! At school - 35 for a week - we don't endure every day grandmother cleaner is not a penguin!!! AAAA nightmare you are ugly!!! This is a 15,000 penalty.
All checks are finished. Here is the signature, here is the receipt. You please take me to the service... and here my car also did not start... and even did not open... probably something with a brake or water in the carburetor...
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