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 24.01.2008
Yesterday broke on the "review of old movies"... Under the hand got Mission Impossible, the first...
And here, who remembers, the film begins with the scene when Cruz kills some fat man in the name of a connective spy. The man does not hesitate, Cruz stresses the situation, next to the "blooded" girl, the fat man is nervous, nervous, and decides to split up:
Dmitry...
- So, Dmitry, understandably, this is the name, and the surname, the surname? He decided to clarify Cruise.
– Mdevedev... – finally turns the man...
This is how 11 years ago, Brain de Palma made the future president of Russia :-)
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