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 05.09.2015
I was going for a walk with my dog. He, naturally, has a bunch of emotions and spills this into the chaotic demolition of the furniture by the body. A body (important) 60 + kg
And this hairy monster, wishing to speed me up, gives me the leg twice. and sharp. And because of his height, he gives me this cuddly duck carefully in... not when ladies will be told.
When I begin to flex reflexively, from the bottom of my jaw comes his happy armored mouth. Before the teeth. My own of course.
When the stars and birds came out of me, I realized that his kung fu was stronger :)
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