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 06.09.2015
I once bought my mommy on the wave of weight loss green coffee. Once I drank - I decided what shit if you drink, you will definitely lose weight... and abandoned this matter. In other words, she is not fat. But the matter is another. I don’t know if any of you have drunk this coffee, but it smells like a dry peanut.
As I was cleaning up in the closet, I stumbled upon this coffee. I decided to cook for the test. When frying, nothing smelled: and peanuts, and burned seeds, and something else burning. But, a miracle, when the fried grains cooled, they were so scented steel. Just surprising. I would never believe. So if you’re also on the weight loss spot, don’t throw out green coffee beans.
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