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 11.09.2015
This story happened to me and my wife.
We bought an aquarium, large, beautiful, launched a fish. And here among these fish were scalarians. Three pieces. As later turned out, 2 boys and 1 girl. We noticed that 2 boys periodically fight with each other, a girl so standing in the middle, and 2 males urinate in her eyes. One boy is big, the other is smaller, the size matters, a small puddle resulted in burning in the corner of the aquarium, and the winner cared for a happy female.
So my wife took the courage every time during their battles to tick me about the laws of nature and male competition in relationships.
I was sorry for the burn-out, I went to the same store and bought 2 females, no different. Relationships in the prajada changed sharply, the female became sharply dissatisfied with the filling, even fights among the females increased during my childhood. The wife was silent. But when the females were already running after him, and he no longer knew where and with whom, I said to his wife:
“Dear, it was your women’s dreams, and this is statistical reality.
The moral of this fairy tale is this - sometimes to be respected as a martyr is enough and 300 rubles.
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