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 15.09.2015
A friend acquired somehow on the occasion of a puffy feeding piece, which eventually turned into a luxurious British smooth-haired beauty. In connection with the fact that he lives in a country house, the cat all the rights and freedoms granted to him by the Constitution of the Russian Federation. In the morning, waking up, swallowed and waved, washed and had a tight breakfast, the beast was vigorously moving away on his own, he was only conducted affairs and all day walked unclear where.
He announced only in the evening to realize his right to eat, to lie on the master's couch and generously allow to scratch behind his ear. One day, a friend decided to pursue a pet, in order to be aware of how he spends his working day, enjoying the right to freedom of movement. And here’s what eventually turned out: this offspring of her Majesty’s subjects went to his neighbors, where he had his dish, his bowl, and a house with a mattress. He was fed there, chested, played with him and, moreover, he had his own name there, which he, by mood, even sometimes responded to. But the most interesting thing was that these cute people planned to take the cat to the veterinarian for castration in the coming weekend, so that he did not hide where the hell knows at night.
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