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 15.09.2015
And about Petrovich:

Maybe we’ll break a little more? I am now without pants.
— Fuck, Petrovich, get up, the calf in the teeth and run! The highway broke!

Be patient in life and after death you will be rewarded.
- Fuck, Petrovich, sheep, wash your feet and go!

I will not go anywhere! I have nothing to wear!
Fuck Petrovich, fuck me! Kirzachi drunk, now at least in the trance of the trap!

Could we do three today?
Petrovich, there are five fires. Which three? Call the entire brigade.

Baby, are you not growing up yet or are you already shaving so smoothly?
“Petrovich, you’re upset, don’t touch my baldness!

Which clothes do you like more?
– Listen, Petrovich, let me cheer, the main thing is that the crane does not flow!

How can I better shave my legs?
— Fuck, Petrovich, this is a goose, it’s beaten up!

Maybe we should think about marriage?
Fuck Petrovich, it’s time! Every fifth detail is broken!

You have salty mushrooms, did you cry?
- Fuck, Petrovich, are you eating a sponge? I wiped her out of the table!
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