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 16.09.2015
My father tells me. He has lived for thirty years at six stops from the subway station - a quarter of an hour by bus, 20 minutes on foot. Not long ago he went to work. He got out to the stop, and the bus had already departed and got into a traffic jamming. I thought I would knock on him... I looked, spit, went to the next stop to sit there.
Several buses crashed in the same traffic jams. Arrived at the stop. Thinking that I was lazy to wait, I went to the next. and further. After the third - decided to cut the courtyards and get to the subway.
Then the father pauses and continues:
“You know, when all the mayors of Moscow promised me the metro in step-by-step access, I never thought it would be realized this way.
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