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 18.09.2015
I had a questionnaire on a dating site. I met a young man about 40 years old. invited to dinner. We sit down, chew overdried grocebif and get acquainted. And then he tells me, "My mother told me that I have very beautiful legs for a man" (a topic for a conversation between a retired mother and a son with a thickening baldness). I said to him "Yes? Take off the pants, let’s compare, who is better? What did I do?" I was very upset. Normally in general - the woman first offers him to take off the pants, and he let his jaw be stoned. We did not have a confident conversation.)
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