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 23.09.2015
and XXX:
Which bank do you use?

YYY :
Hello, an alphabet, sometimes a collection, and very rarely a discovery.

and XXX:
S6 is great! I need to transfer money to a card from Yandex, and I don’t have cards (I’ll give you yours and you’ll give them back to me afterwards). You only need a card number and all.
I will not be in debt.

YYY :
I can’t, I just walk with my legs on paper, like my grandmother.

and XXX:
I will not understand you.
Why write then?
What is a map?

YYY :
Question: “Hello, which bank do you use?”
Not a word about the map.
What, however, the illiterate scammers went, even the Kiddalov proposal can not fully formulate))
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