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 30.10.2008
Milla before all sorry for copepast
Fuck why so... you watch for yourself, you have a beautiful figure, a third-size chest, you cook no worse than the chef, you work and you do not ask him for anything money... You go on the street and you are turned up with tongues, but you are faithful to anyone you do not know you need no one but him... You come home, and in order not to get him to your talk, you do housework quietly, letting him manage his time as he wants it... You go to bed and say:"Dear, give me a mynetic" and you hear the answer:"I want to sleep"...
Oh the milk! I thought I was one.)

Deffy, fuck me and half of my friends is the opposite?
You go to bed, you come home to help with housework so that she doesn’t work too hard, you ask that and how it was at work, you go to bed in the evening, you grash: sweet, how you want it, and in response - “Let’s not do it.”
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