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 26.09.2015
XXX: Yes, when I returned from the army, I was better at cooking for my wife!
Did you get out of the kitchen?
XXH: Ughu :-( And at first everything was okay, and then I walked.
XX: They have an older technique, and you know me, even a boiler from a shaver will work in my hands. In general, at first, life was like chocolate: almost all the time I was riding with all sorts of glands.
You are a pilot!
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Pilots have more technology. Do you think yesterday’s schoolchild will be landed for the shuttle and dropped by a multi-million plane? No matter how! There are trainers, and they work out all the main techniques. Until you give up the norms, you will not see the storm.
XX: but people, they are in the thrust of emotions that just do not create! I pulled out the catapult and couldn’t find it. In his place, I put a towel. A week later he was removed and...
XXH: In general, I’ve gotten a little overwhelmed at this pace... No, well, what? They do not sit on the lips, and the rest is to spit and spit.
XX: And once, I sit on the trainer and bury the plane in all sorts of different ways. There, like behind the back, there is a hole: "Is this so? "and still maternal... I turn around - and there is a whole starry sky... and everything is in pursuit. In general, the senior put me on display, and he sent me to the kitchen. And I just got out when something broke somewhere again :-(
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