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 30.09.2015
Our oldest cat approaches Me and begins to lick. He loves children, so he does it for a long time, with a sensation, shaking, like a tractor, and still licking them at the same time. His tongue is a %). The most terrifying thing is that if the cat " came to love", then it blows out the light. Until "Love"-not be behind :facepalm: In 10 minutes I hear my screams:
and Mamma! The cat is rubbing on me and licking... take it?
I can’t, I can’t clean my vegetables.
I hear a whisper, then a whisper: “Mom... he’s not going to get up... it’s probably?
(The cat is really...heavy :facepalm :)
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