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 31.10.2008
of 1994. The Hour, Poland

At that time I was working on a merchant ship belonging to the Belgian

The shipping company. The crew was international: Filipino,

The other 70% are Ukrainians and Russians. The Captain –

The Dutchman.

After 8 months of customs on the Africa-US line, closer to Christmas

(Catholic) and New Year, we get on a planned repair in

the aforementioned Poland.

There is a crowd of wives, brides and just good friends.

(Sweet New Year gifts and fill out the lack of sex and male affection).

Our eldest mechanic (grandfather) was an Odysseus of 55-58 years - Uncle Kolya,

"The Burned Sea Wolf" It is about him that we will talk.

His wife aunt Sonja (the lady of his same age, only weighing twice as much

She was a practical woman. This is why the cabin company

disappear soluble coffee in huge quantities. But let’s not talk about it.

On the 25th of December, all those present gathered together.

In the cabin company to meet the bourgeois Christmas (there would be an occasion). and vodka (v

large amounts), turkey, salads, salad and so on.

When, at 3 o’clock at night, after the stormy rushes, the people quietly began

Going to sleep, Uncle Cole decided to go out before everyone and make Sonia

It was a gift (and it was a gift).

Shortly before, he pulled out a battery from the rescue vest.

It is connected to a 12 volt lamp. Battery

The lamp only burned when it came into the ground.

Salted sea water (so that the sharks can see what they have for dinner:)))

She clothed her with fashion stickers (type companyA).

So here he gets this shit and so solemnly says to Sonja:

I bought this product at the Amrecan pharmacy. It defines

the presence of sperm and all the male things there in the body of a woman

for 8 months (the lamp is lit). We have so many s.

You had nothing. Have I been faithful all this time?

and Sonia:

The old fool! I’ve been with you for 35 years!! of Ohrid? You have me.

The only one!!! to

D of Cole:

Here’s a look and check out!! Go to the bank!! to

5 minutes later, Sonya proudly carries the product in a half-liter bowl,

Organism for experience.

Uncle Cole immerses a clever device inside the content

The banks... and... the wave!! The light is burning!!!! to

and Sonia:

It is a knife!! I am fucking!! Only once!!! to

With your brother!!! to



People under the festive table... the bell of broken dishes.... the screams

Call the girlfriend...Anastasia.
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