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 03.10.2015
Nikirk2: In the garage on the shelf above the gates stood two large bottles of 20 liters of nasopharyngeal alcohol in each. The shelf was fitted to the door. Arrived "umelers" grabbed the wire behind the castle and rattled the jeep. The door folded, the frame bended, one of the bottles fell and broke. When I arrived at the garage, the gate was almost removed, on the floor there was beaten glass, on the glass there was blood. There is nothing to talk about, you cannot breathe, you cannot open your eyes. The police stopped breathing and ran for inspection and immediately fled even faster. After three hours, you could be standing next to the gates a little rotting. By evening it smelled a little, I opened the door. The second bottle is now on the edge of the shelf, the shelf is also fitted to the frame. The police asked me - what do you do such chemistry and so keep, you need to be more reliable. The blood on the fragments did not interest them, however, as fingerprints.
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