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 06.10.2015
You dreamed of me today with Elias.
Quolice: He asked me how to interact with you because he didn’t understand.
[11:40:49] quolice: and also with the question - let's have sex, and I have him - well you have Olya guy, and he is such - Olya is not sex, but love, and I just need sex to restore the balance of forces.
[11:41:52] quolice: I asked him on the subject - and what are your common interests - he is such "Ola is going to buy a small green machine, and I love small machines".
[11:48:11] Jolene: Why did you not give him an egg in your dream? (The Angry)
Quolice: Because there was a giant human-like robot behind his window and he promised to let it be chased.
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