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 08.10.2015
After work, I went to a shopping center with my husband. They took two carts, picked up foods; the husband went to the box office to take the line, and I went to the confectionery department.
I go to the box, drive my car to my husband and ask him:
Man, please miss me forward!
I have nothing to hurry with, he replied.
The customers behind us say:
Stop looking, go and get in the line!
Can I put the goods in your cart? I ask.
Of course!
Standing behind him:
This is a badminton! Everywhere without soap.
“Man,” I said, “can you pay for me?
She is in shock, waiting for an answer.
Yes yes yes! Do not worry! The husband answers.
Are you in the car? I ask. Do you bring?? to
The husband could no longer answer, laughed and only sneered. Oh oh! How I wanted to eat me alive!
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