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 08.10.2015
XH: My phone is almost half broken now.
XX: In short, it was so. Prehistory: I had a brick from the nineties for a long time, according to the principle of "call - and fine". I recently bought a smartphone with a serious TTC. I found my old credit card today, and Pin surprised me.
XX: I went now to McDonald’s cheeseburger to eat, paid with this credit... and then the impossible happened - the notification about the operation I was performed, it turns out, comes with SMS, soap, a special attachment from the bank, another kind of hernia unknown, and also for some reason on the mortgage. Each warning has its own sound. So, the poor smart got stuck with the priority of this disgrace and gave it all in bulk.
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