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 12.10.2015
My mother is a mega-man.
xxxh: I said I want to go to "Everest" again because it’s a strongly motivating film
She began to tell me that climbing is bad and scary, and she, of course, can’t ban it, because she did it herself, but it’s bad and scary, frostbite and amputation, all things.
I just said I was going to the cinema ><
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