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 15.10.2015
Oh, Big Customer, do you like this brown color?
In principle, it’s okay, but something needs to be changed.
Q: What to change? Color is too dark? Or too bright? Shining or lighting?
No need to darken or lighten, just make it more...brown.
some time later.
Oh, Big Customer, we all the company gathered a consensus about your problem, economist Masha said that this color went out of fashion a year ago, and cleaner Nadezhda Nikolaevna recalled that it was this color that wiped the shit in the toilet last week. The other employees of the company agreed that it is quite a presentable brown color.
And then the financial director came and said that shit, we will change the color, only such a paint was purchased. If you want a different color, then pick up your own bins with paint, and generally we make block containers, not porn sites!
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