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 17.10.2015
Talk about the movie "The Martian"

ty3ik:If it's from Andy Weier's book - then fucking I'm going to watch this movie, the book for me personally turned out to be terrible. Approximately this, a free exhibition:
I needed to get into orbit, which was 12 miles from the surface of Mars, to eat a potato of 83.14 pounds, which for my weight of 118.56 pounds and a diameter of 0.23 inches would provide an average speed of 2057 m/s, but this speed was not enough to stick to the boat, and to narrow the rear hole by at least 12% it was necessary to lubricate it with 5% boric acid, which would provide a speed increase of one hundred and a half miles/sec., but if I took the start from a sixth height of 0.8 miles, it would be possible to limit myself to three light inhalations of ethyl alcohol.
Here is approximately this acceptance (c).
boot_from_cd: You know, I didn’t intend to read the book before your comment, now I’ll definitely read it:))
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