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 20.10.2015
On the issue of elections...
I had an epic in the distant 2002.
I worked in the election of one, so far successful, deputies. And in his block there were candidates for the city council, with an observer of one of them we were in a pair and worked on the site.
So here we return to the site after the evening snack, and the door is closed. I have to say that my partner is now poured out "brother pumped" - hairstyle "eyzhik", "skin", "adiki" all we bring. After a short knock, we were let in with the words "Well, are you not bully?"
And just the commission is going to open the urns, like my fellow in misfortune: "Stage, a second," climbs up the stairs, gets a video camera from the bag (as he pulled it up until now I can't mind) and installs it. And the matter was in the DC and from that point the whole hall was like on the palm.
And the whole night the commission accounted for her. They watched, watched and watched the camera.
I fixed it in 4 hours, everything was plumbed, and I see something wrong:
– Vitalka, did you even turn on the camera?
Here is the echo of the 90s:
- I was told to bet, the shob was not out, I put. And as it turns on, I’m no worse.

P.S With all "honesty" our section was the best...
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