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 22.10.2015
Friends, in a couple with Hydromet, I remind you about the onset of climate winter in Siberia and many other places, and its approximation to the central region. Pay for heating, supply blankets, hats and cats. Remember: a real man should warm a cat in the winter.

Winter is so cold, so uncomfortable and white.
There will soon be a heat shortage.
Let’s get rid of this heat.
So, warm cats will be in fashion again.

We will worship all the wicked,
Warm, sleepy and real.
Put your hands in the fur stomach.
All things are variable
In a strange human world.
There are constant soft cats".

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