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 23.10.2015
Telephone call
Client: - I call you to schedule a meeting with the manager. I will come from 16:00 to 16:30 tomorrow to meet with the head of your department.
I: - The manager will not be there tomorrow, he will only start from Monday.
Client: This is how...
I: - The manager will be only from Monday. To schedule you a meeting with the manager next week, I need the car data and your data, or F.I.O. The car is yours, because the car is not yours.
Client: I do not remember the data. The car I gave, you poorly served it, I will discuss it not with you, and the state number I will not tell you, I do not remember it, and no matter who the car is designed for, it is my gift.
You that girl think that you will get through your conversation and I will know. I’ll come tomorrow at 4 p.m. and talk to the manager, and we’ll see who’s picking up!

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