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 30.10.2015
The accused stole $300 million. Euro is hidden. You are sentenced to 15 years of strict regime. Your last word.
I love the legends. The wolf stole $300 million. The birds were caught by hunters. We will kill you, they said.
The wolf said, “Hunters, don’t kill me and I’ll give you 150 million. The Barons.”
The hunters agreed. They all lived long and happy.
"The court has revised the verdict and is touched by your love of legends. You are released in the courtroom. You are a holy man.
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