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 31.10.2015
On the day I went to training, time in the area of 6 in the morning. I go in the headphones, and already on the approach to the subway I see the car stops, and the guy screams to me "Girl, where are you?", I naturally do not react, he goes out, then the dialogue:
Q: Girl, where are you going?
I: The Metro
Q: Let me take you?
I: No, thank you
Q: Well, I have a cool car standing, look out.
The car if it was a merce, black, beautiful.
I: I don’t understand cars, a car is like a car. A subway car is more expensive than this car, so I can handle it myself.
With these words, I go into the same subway, and I hear the wild rust. A failed pickup.
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