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 04.11.2015
They went to the store with a scarf, a puppy runs near the garbage tanks.
Look at the puppy!
and oh! Out of Path! The Chicken Chip!
However, the puppy, noticing our approach, pulled his tail and hid in the nearest bushes.

On the way back, he met us again, now a little further away, near a private house on the corner. The puppy metals, then ticks the mouth into the boards of the old fence, because of which the dog laughed, then jumping out on the passing part. The cars slowed, but getting under the wheels for him was a matter of time.

We approached the fence and looked over the fence. There were two adult dogs and a few puppies running in the yard. They are the closest relatives to the outside.

This is where he came from! We have understood. Go out and you can’t find the way back.

They began to catch a puppy. The puppy did not walk in his hands, turned, cuddled, bit, and tried to bite. Once again, jumping out on the passing part, he barely fell under the wheels of the passing audi. The Audi driver stopped, turned on the emergency signal, got out of the car, and began to help us.
Their own? He asked in the process.
– Yes not! We answered by knocking on the fence. He seemed to have jumped out somehow. We just went by.

The three of us finally managed to squeeze the puppy to the fence, I took it for the skin, and as carefully as I could, threw it into the territory where the dog’s swallow walked. The puppy splashed to the ground, jumped up, ripped off, and instantly lost among exactly the same relatives. The dogs in the yard welcomed him, fortunately, as a parent.

We breathed up with relief, and we were about to go each on his own way, as suddenly the entrance door of the house opened, and a aunt in a cloak appeared on the doorstep. “I will begin to thank you. Melted in the head. I should have left immediately.”

However, instead of thanking, the aunt for some reason made a wild expression of her face, and cried out exhaustedly:

What are you doing, shit? and?! to

We just went... the puppy is running...

What, again? There was a fierce man’s voice coming from the house.

Do you imagine? The grandmother answered indignantly. The Fourth! The fourth puppy. Here are shit! Where are they taking them? I found a fucking dog!! I am happy with them!

We did not hear further. Only the wind whispered in our ears as we flattered from the front of the struggle of goodness with justice.
Whether the Audi driver survived, we do not know.
We will keep an eye on the news.
Source: http://www.anekdot.ru/an/an1511/o151103.html#2
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