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 09.11.2015
I teach my three-year-old daughter to read (I didn’t even hear about the cartoon at the time):
Read the word.
Daughter – P...O – PO, N...I-NI by Ni-Poni
Sleep after work week - What does this word mean?
Pony is like a little horse.
P is sleeping.
They are multi-colored - White, black, brown
P is sleeping.
D-Red, pink and purple
P (knowing that something is wrong)
They have horns, horns and wings.
P (understanding that the purple creature with copits, horns and wings - the nifiga is not a Pony, convulsively trying to wake up) - And what do they do?
They want to be friends!
P (fearfully, remembering all the stamped American and Japanese horror films about children with whom ALL beings want to be friends) - And where did you see them? Did they talk to you?
D (reasonably) Daddy I saw them on TV. They are painted. They cannot talk to me.
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