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 10.11.2015
I liked a new employee. I wore her for two weeks. The girl’s heart ice is melted. On Saturday she agreed to go to the cinema with me. On Friday, she brought to work a phone with an apple purchased the day before. I admired and admired them for half a day. Until I noticed the apple was bitten on the other side... That’s why I asked her about it? In short, there will be no dates, and I am the enemy number one :(
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