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 12.11.2015
Hoooliganka: People are kind (and not very) how to attract the attention of a guy in the category of “ideal from all sides”, the female attention of the tempted? Now I think only about him.

Pegasus: You take an orange or lemon, you approach it with a fruit and a glass, you say, “You are strong, give me a juice.” In other words, you persuade him to squeeze you. And when he presses and asks the type, “That’s enough?” then you’re him, “Well, it’s not comparable to the loci that I have on you!” Dark so say. The eyes are sunset. Must act!
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