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 13.11.2015
Mayonnaise is generally called a beaded product.
ууу: For such words you in Yekate a grandmother of the most cultural kind, in the store the kadik breaks! )))
Zzz: Yes, my colleague in Moscow did not eat mayonnaise. After a month here, he was persuaded to try it, so he flew away with a few plastic cushions in his luggage and two liters of stone quas in his hand luggage. So he was not allowed to take quas in the salon and he stood there and drank. He says - "I hope your toilets are not opened like in the trains, but immediately.." )))))
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