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 16.11.2015
Comment on the news "the search in the App Store has worked in a new way":

The Capricorn:
And with the next update, Siri will say, “Listen, this app has a low rating, try it better, this is a similar app from competitors.”
And after one update we get an even smarter Siri, it will tell you, "I noticed that this app often flies out, and at the same time you tastefully mated (the microphone is constantly on) and tried to break the iPhone, aggressively scattering it (data from the gyroscope pulled), let me just install the application of the competitors (having collected data on the use of which, Siri realized that everything was okay there).
In the end, she won’t even ask:
Jarvis, all the power on the accelerators!
It is done, sir.
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