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 23.11.2015
Jee: I’m scared of having a conflict with my father after one occasion.
Jee: Our cat has taken the habit of getting rid of excess wool in the stomach on the light carpet in one of the rooms, and one day the father, cleaning after him again, said, "Max, thou shrink again on the carpet - I'll crack, thou shrink!"
Jee: Woot... and what do you think? I come home somehow from the universe and I am met by a foul cat!!!)) It is under the machine!! His hair was 8 centimeters long!! She is no more than a bit of a bitch!!) There was a mother, a healthy cat, and became some sort of cat) The cat has stress!! He will not recognize himself! Neither in the mirror nor in the touch! It was the first time in 16 years of a cat’s life that he was so lowered! He is the owner of the apartment and just a veteran!!)
Jee: When I asked Battie how he managed to capture Max, he just nodded and said, “Come closer to me, banderologist, I’ll show you!” Ho-ho is!" - and a machine like that, like a ninja) And I have been growing my hair for the second year...
Jee: But it’s still a bit of a shit...He told me a few days ago that he’d been cuddling to pull long hair out of all kinds of unexpected places...I’m scared...
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