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 04.11.2008
How can you throw all the bones from a whole chicken grill eaten into the toilet? Going to visit my mom? 4 hours I tried to save the toilet, a little filled the neighbors, 2 cages of harpik, domostos, and armaturin still did their job! But this is only the beginning! She loves me... decided to make my blonde cake... now I don’t worry about gas leaks – here’s how you could burn the gas plate along with the cakes??? I recently did a repair on the lodge, the floor with a cement solution was equal, a little solution remained, so this blonde was dusting the whole bunch and collected the remains from the board! So I decided to try!! My neighbor has been laughing for a week as I cracked the concrete in the vacuum cleaner! The hot water was turned off a day ago...because it later leaves me, I couldn’t prevent it – so why was it necessary to open all the hot water cranes in the whole apartment? Will it appear immediately? Two floors lower than the bush! Now I have 5 shells glued on the refrigerator, 10 on the plasma telephone, 5 on the microwave, and I didn't pay for the toilet - I glued it all!!! The guys!! It would be nothing, but I have a wedding tomorrow with her!!!! to

>Wow, there will be asking, agree or not - say no. If you say yes, it will be your fault.
When will people learn to think?
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