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 24.11.2015
X: Ku ku) Normal, like yours?
Y: It is normal too. I was attacked by chicken chest today.)
X: How is it?? to
Y: I took half a chicken breast out of the refrigerator and started heating it in the microwave. Gray, I listen to it when it starts to whisper or explode a little. But nothing like that happened to my surprise. Waiting for a moment, I pulled her out, looked at her again, listened. She looked quite normal. I sat down at the table, moved a dish with the chicken closer, took the fork and knocked in the chicken...BABAKH! The chicken scattered throughout the kitchen. I am in the chicken, the table in the chicken, the beast in the chicken. She was everywhere: on the table, on the floor, even managed to fly back into the unclosed microwave. So I ate lunch.
X: I Cry by ROFL
Y: You know how scared I was.
x: Aaaaaah, thirsting )))
X: Explode, fucking the chicken!! to
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