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 27.11.2015
About the neighbors.



A familiar reader told me. Asked him to sell the apartment, he came to the check-in and there just fell into the precipitation. In the apartment lived a drinking couple, inter-room doors were broken by fists, wallpapers are hanging with blades, the corner in one of the rooms floor was squeezed to the state of stalactites. The walls in the corridor are crushed with a tail. The smell is similar to the stall.



But the hell was waiting for him in the bathroom. These tenants were disconnected for failing to pay for electricity, so in order to cook any food, they burned a fire in the bathroom. On the floor such a black stove is good, the walls and ceiling are all black in the stove, the whole bathroom is like a Russian stove as in the village. And all this in an ordinary panel nine-storey.
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