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 28.11.2015
I sit behind the computer... suddenly the phone rings. I raise the phone, I say, “Alle,” a woman’s voice says, “I’d like to talk to you on one topic.” I think the preachers are calling... And my mood is good, fun, innocent... Well, I think we’ll talk to you now... And my interlocutor in the meantime continues: “Do you know that there will soon be one government on the whole Earth?” I answered, “Yes, I know.” She begins to say the following learned phrase, but then it comes to her that something is wrong and she, interrupted by half a word, no longer so confidently asks, "Do you know?". I say, “Of course I know...” At the other end of the wire there is a slight stupor, confusion... Then they decide to ask me, “How do you know?” Well then the answer came by itself and I said, “Well, I can’t tell you that, I don’t know you!!!” My interlocutor, completely confused, confirmed, “Yes, you don’t know me...” and added thoughtfully, “I don’t know you either...” After which she apparently needed an urgent restart, she quickly said, "Well you know about the government - well. Goodbye” and hanged the bell... And I realized that I had finally come up with and tried a polite and intelligent way of fighting preachers. Take your arms!! May the strength be with you!! to
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