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 04.11.2008
I go to work in the subway, I went in, stood up, took charge, it turned out that I stood over some grandmother, she touched me, nodded my elbow deeply to the side, type "move", but it moves nowhere and we went so.here in the car appears a huge!!bee!! and begins to rotate awkwardly around passengers and...sits right in front of my nose on the head of this grandmother,and in the towel and does not notice,I am sleepy I begin to think,how in the crowd will turn and web the bee,I understand what is stupid,but I continue to heal her, at the end of my eyes I see that some guy is looking at me and clearly understood what I want to do-smile in the half-vagon!here I thought that if uya*u on her,and she will not die,then I will have to start to get her...and presented as an uncle under 2 meters fucking the poor old lady with sharp beats in the head...he soon had to go out and ride on the next train)
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