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 29.11.2015
Satrap: I decided to make a hamon. I first salted my two legs - for the third week as they are weeping. The smell is empty.

Saddam XY: A nightmare! They mock the bodies of animals and taste them! Here I did not go down to my cellar for 8 years, and here I went down recently, and there are 4 bunkers of cucumbers and 2 bunkers of sour cabbage. Cucumbers are like new! This is Hamon. I can share breakfast. Take it?

Satrap: You can, only the third is needed: one with a hamon, the other with cucumbers of 8 years old, and the third - a balsamizer with its mummy, and you can peel.
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