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 30.11.2015
Zorge.R: I stand down, I hold my foot on the brake, I heat the car, I use to choose a song, here the car starts to roll forward, I wait for the brake to the focus, it still rolls, a little strained, I start to press the pedal with pulsing movements, I strain stronger, the car all rolls forward, I start in my head to pick up options, what could be broken, I start to get nervous, and the car rolls and gets speed, all the options in my head ended, the handle crushed, and the car is still rolling and getting speed, your mother, what is going on,..... and here I understand that it is not I rolled forward, but the car next, rolling back, backwards. I fixed the magnetophone.
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