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 30.11.2015
I have long dreamed of buying a laser indicator that ignites at a distance of up to 10 meters. I am unlikely to surprise anyone, and I am not going to, but the man who asked me if I could not smoke was quite surprised. I do not smoke, so by habit I immediately answered no, but I immediately came to mind a brilliant idea, and asked him to wait a second. He got a stick from the portfolio, reminiscent of the handle of a light sword. The Eastman asked:

Will this thing not kill me?

I asked him to replace a cigarette. Then lighted a bright blue light, 2 seconds, voila, the man is pleased! Ohha, ahha, he ran to boast to his friends.

I will never forget that reaction.
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